Aghaye iks va majaraye taghsim bar sefr - I

pish moghadame


gooyand amele aslie kashfe a'dad, goosfandan boode-and! yani yek rooz (ehtemalan garm va tabestani) yek choopan baraye inke az vazi'ate kammie goosfandash motale' beshe, baraye avalin bar az adad estefade karde! ezhare nazar dar morede farkhonde boodan ya manhoos boodane in etefagh ra be khanande vagozar mikonim. vali ma ba donyaye vaghe'i kari nadarim, too donya'i ke dastane ma toosh etefagh miofte na goosfand hast na choopan, pas agar too dastan didid ke revale sakhte shodane a'dad ba tarikh moghayerat dare ta'job nakonid.

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moghadame




aghaye iks aval khodesho shenakht, va hamoon moghe adade yek ham kashf shod.
ba'd ke atrafianesh o shenakht ba do va se va baghieye a'dad ham ashna shod, fekr mikonam oon moghe hasht nafar atrafesh boodan pas bayad ba a'dade yek ta noh (ba ehtesabe khodesh) ashna shode bashe.
ba'd yeki be atrafianesh ezafe shod va be nachar ba dah ashna shod.
nafare ba'd ke oomad majboor shod ba yazdah ashna she.
ba'd az inke chand nafar dige yeki yeki vared shodand, did in reval e ashna'ie yeki yeki ba a'dad kheyli maskharas, in bood ke tasmim gereft yekja ba hamashoon ashna she, pas hala tamame a'dade sahihe mosbat ro mishnakht.
atrafianesh mioomadan va miraftan va oon ham ba ezafe kardan va kam kardan sare khodesh ro garm kard.
2+3 = 5
3+8 = 11
hata ba inke hichvaght bishtar az 20 nafar dore khodesh nadide bood: 129+792 = 921
13-2 = 11
19-7 = 12
3-7 = ?
-hey man inja be ye moshkeli bar khordam.
-chi shode?
-vaghti mikham hafta az seta kam konam be javab nemiresam.
-chera mikhay hafta az seta kam koni?
-haminjoori.
-velesh kon, bejash se ro az haft kam kon.
-chera motevajeh nisti, be nazaram in ghaziyeye mohemie, ehsas mikonam agar in moshkel hal beshe bashiriat yek gam be jolo bardashte!
-tamoom kon in khoza'balat ro, mikhay begi kheyli divoone'i?
-divoone? manzooret chie? hamin divooneha'i ke migi donya ro sakhtan, va khahand sakht...
-khafe sho! to faghat mikhay jalbe tavajoh koni.
-age too donyaye vaghe'i boodim, ba'd az a'dad bargh ro ekhtera' mikardam ta befahmi jalbe tavajoh yani chi!
-khafe sho! age too donyaye vaghe'i boodim edison in karo mikard.
-nemifahmam chera vaghtamo daram ba in bahse bihoode ba ahmaghi mesle to talaf mikonam.
-chon mikhay jalbe tavajoh koni! ahmagh ham khodeti ke hata balad nisti adaye adamaye doost-dare elm va bashariat ro dar biari, injoor adama az alfazi mesle "khafe sho" va "ahmagh" estefade nemikonan.
-man nagoftam "khafe sho", to gofti.
-hala to ham gofti.
-man az to naghle ghol kardam.
-che farghi dare?
-dari divoonam mikoni.
-khafe sho!
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khodetoon midoonid akhare in bahs be koja resid, ba a'dade manfi ashna shod.
hala ehsase khasi dasht, a'dade sahihe mosbat az vaghe'iate hozoore afrad kashf shode boodan, vali a'dade manfi, in mojoodate jadid hamoonghadr vaghe'i be nazar mioomadan, vali zadeye fekre khodesh boodan, hes mikard in a'dad be donyaye dige'i mote'aleghand ke tanha ensani ke be in donya ghadam gozashte khodesh boode, az in hes khosh-hal bood, delesh mikhast digaran ham varede in donya beshan.
edameye dastan ham moshakhase:
a'dade gooya
haghighi
mokhtalet
kholase aghaye iks dige hesabi be khodesh eftekhar mikard, hala dige sizdah sal az kashf e yek migzasht (oonha kashfe yek ro mabda'e tarikheshoon gharar dade boodan), ta inke ye rooze nahs (sard va zemestani, fekr mikonam sa'ate sizdah o sizdah daghigheye sizdahomin rooz az mahe sizdahome oon sal bood (too taghvime sarzamine aghaye iks sale sizdahom, sizdah mah dare)) aghaye iks tasmim gereft sizdah ro bar sefr taghsim kone, aval ke did yejaye kar milange khosh-hal shod, ba khodesh fekr kard mesle kam kardane haft az se ke a'dade manfi ro sakht, va taghsime panj ba do ke gooyaharo sakht va radikale bist ke haghighiharo sakht va radikale manfie yek ke mokhtaletharo sakht, hatman taghsime sizdah bar sefr ham a'dade jadidi ro khahad sakht, in bood ke shoroo kard be kalanjar raftan ba taghsime sizdah bar 0...

to be continued...